Happy 18th birthday to son #2!! Wow, two of my children are legal adults. It’s a good thing #3 made his way into this world, otherwise I would not be okay right now. Here’s #2 a few weeks back with his girlfriend as they were headed out the door for prom.

When #2 woke this morning he went to the main stereo and blared this:

Gawd I love him. I will miss him so much when he leaves for college in the fall.

UPDATE!!!

This is another reason why I’ll miss him. He shows me shit like this.

Also, a big thank you to Peggy and Jodi for yesterday. I had a blast. I should really spend time with females more often.

I will be adding to this post over the next few days; just a few things that caught my interest. But our land calls to me non-stop to tidy her up. Making progress. Have to; graduation party in a week and a half.

Again, check back for updates . . .

UPDATE!!

The Tax That Really Stinks

Fart tax on cattle

Estonian authorities have slapped a flatulence tax on farmers to compensate the country for the methane gas produced by cows.

Farmers this week received their first ‘fart tax’ demands asking them to pay for the greenhouse gases their cattle produce.

A single cow is thought to produce on average 350 litres of methane and 1,500 litres of carbon dioxide per day from flatulence and burping.

It is thought that cattle are responsible for up to 25 per cent of methane gas emissions in Estonia.

Opposition politicians have slammed the tax however. Jaanus Marrandi, spokesman for the opposition People’s Union of Estonia said: “This is unprecedented in any EU country.”

From here.

Come on. I pray they never come to my house. All these guys, and then they have their friends over. Fart fest at Stacy’s. Pay your tax at the door.

Cows have been farting up the planet for how many years now? Geezuz.

Denver Police Officer Poses for Sexy Photo

Abbe Dorn is a contestant on American Gladiators

DENVER (MyFOXColorado.com) - A photograph of a female Denver Police officer posing on all-fours in white lingerie is raising questions.

Abbe Dorn has been on the force for two years and on Monday the Denver Police even sent out a press release about her selection as one of the contestants in American Gladiators.

“The public information officers at the Denver police were expecting this when they put her out there as the gem of the Denver police department,” said Brad Jones of the political website facethestate.com.

A Fox 31 investigation found the picture on the body building website hardbody.com.

Some folks who saw the picture asked “why is she not wearing any pants…is she wearing a thong.” Pauline Economon called it “soft core porn” and very disappointing to see an officer posing like that.

Others said so long as she was a “good officer” the picture shouldn’t matter. Denver police refused our requests for comment on the story and Dorn was unreachable by phone or at her home.

From here.

In the news segment aired last night, the on-the-street consensus leaned towards citizens disgusted.

Stacy says: “PleeFuckinEeze”

For years Law Enforcement Departments and Fire Departments have been marketing calendars. Sometimes the proceeds for the calendars benefit charities, and sometimes the departments use them to buy necessary equipment that is not within the budget.

Tell me what’s the difference?

The argument is that she is posing in a sexually provocative position. The first man-candy photo is sexy, but in the second, Bruce is lying down in a position that could be interpreted in a sexual manner. Most of the LEO and firefighter calendars have beefcake oozing with sexy testosterone. But of course, I wouldn’t know anything about those kinds of calendars. Yessirreebob, I don’t know nothing about those calendars.

Get over it. She is a beautiful woman, ripped and headed to American Gladiators. Best of luck Officer Dorn, I will be cheering you on.

(note to self: keep those private pictures private)

I’m not biting this time. I see that you keep coming back here to see if I’ve taken your bait. Simply put, I have bigger fish to fry.

There are so many levels to your sickness I don’t even know where to begin. You’re pathetic, your page is pathetic. So I’m “Bangable”? Whatever. You think you’re the only guy that has said something like that to me? You think you’re the only guy that I’ve responded to negatively?

In my years surfing the Net, I have never left a comment anywhere, that is something I wouldn’t say to that person’s face. Would you say this stuff to my face? Would you say this stuff to my face with the men who adore me, surrounding me? It’s easy to hide behind your monitor and spout off these things; but in the real world, words like that would ensure an ass-kicking. In the real world some of us have taken self-defense classes and can easily put a man twice our size on the ground. In the real world some of us women have concealed handgun permits and a .32 Beretta Tomcat that we carry with us everywhere we legally can. We carry to protect ourselves from people such as yourself who aren’t firing on all cylinders.

Am I threatening you? Of course not. But your cowardly ways are indicative of your personality type. I think that what I find most sickening is your age. You’re not the much older than my oldest son, and that’s just gross. Realistically, right now; I could be a grandmother. You think a woman old enough to be a grandmother is fuckable? Hell, that makes me want to vomit.

Excuse me if I’m not one of those silly, little girls you place on your list. I am a woman who turns 40 in the fall. I’m far beyond where you are. I defended myself the first time because you essentially harassed me. Your words were unwelcome. You cannot just state whatever you want without a consequence. One day when you’re all grown up, maybe you’ll actually get it.

Yes my beloved readers, I suck. Since I pay for my bandwidth, one might would think that I would utilize my soapbox more often. I suppose it’s based upon my mood.

Weekend Music:

My favorite band of all time is Tool. Some might remember that this is the band that I took #2 and two of his friends to Colorado Springs last year to see in concert. The concert of a lifetime. Tool is known for their wicked live performances. And the weed; OMG, the weed!!! I swear my hair still smells of the Mary Jane. Eh.

Moving on, the lead singer of Tool, Maynard James Keenan, does a side project in a band called A Perfect Circle. I always find it interesting when musicians take on solo careers or mix their style with a different gathering of musicians; often they come away with powerful work. Unless their name happens to be Gwen Stefani. ((sell out))

This weekend’s music choice is my favorite piece by A Perfect Circle, yet it is horribly political. Political against what I believe in. Maynard Keenan is a big opponent of the Bush administration, which I can respect and understand; and he vocalizes it often.

What I find interesting is where I draw the line. I will openly criticize celebritards regarding their ideologies; but with Keenan, I don’t care. Hypocrite, thine name is Stacy.

But, when I watch this video; I always come away with more resolve to continue the war on terror. Perhaps deep down inside I’m a warmonger. Maybe if I had been born a man I would be in an entirely different place in my life.

Pardon my rambling. Enjoy the tuneage.

Keep your pants on, I’m here.

I have the month from hell happening. New puter, new software, much profanity being tossed about in my home. An 18th birthday, a 22nd wedding anniversary, a high school graduation and all it will take to pull off the party. The husband’s 40th birthday next month and a trip to Vegas I’m planning for us. No, not a romantic getaway; we’re going to go watch the Olympic trials for wrestling and judo; which I find totally bitchin!!!!

Anyway, busy yourself with this picture.

This is the art museum in Toronto. What the hell were they smoking when they thought this thing up? If you notice it is attached to a beautiful, older building. This was their idea of “Improving and Updating”. Good gawd.

I’ll be around at some point. Hugs and kisses; for some of y’all.

Woo Hoo!!! This blog rolled it’s meter over 200,000 hits!!!!

From what I can tell it looks to be IP #166.214.49.244, from Cingular!!! Whoever you are, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

I don’t have anything to offer as a prize, sorry. But wow, pretty cool.

I haven’t gotten into the American Idol thing. Every now and then I’ll catch a snippet of it, and this past week I did see a bit. A bit when they were singing Neil Diamond songs. I love Neil Diamond, and was disgusted by the contestants attempts to sing his music. I’m sorry, only Neil Diamond can do Neil Diamond.

One of my fondest memories as a girl was listening to his “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers” album, on 8 track. Um, yea.

I love his music so much that I watched those “A Neil Diamond Christmas” things. Which is hilarious because he’s Jewish. That was back in the day when it was cool for everyone to celebrate Christmas. Pfft.

Anyhoo . . . Enjoy this song, and have an awesome weekend. Number 2 is going to prom tomorrow night, maybe I’ll get some pics posted.

I received an e-mail from a reader who has this site. Global Warming Insanity.

It’s a sweet gathering of all the blather floating around day to day. I’d love to make a button for this place and put it in my sidebar. Stop by, educate yourself and then head out into the big, blue world my minion.

To honor my absolute favorite blog, The Nose On Your Face, I am attempting my own Top 9 List. Now, I will never be able to match up to those boys over there, but I’m giving it a shot.

Many of my readers and e-mail contacts had varying opinions about the FLDS situation in Texas. In order to prove I still have my sick sense of humor, here we go . . .

Top 9 Things A 13 Year Old FLDS Girl Occupies Her Mind With While Her 50+ Year Old Husband Violates Her

9. Tries to decide if she wants to decorate her after death celestial planet Colonial or American Traditional.

8. Plays connect the dots with her husband’s liver spots.

7. Wonders why her husband always confuses her name with the dog’s.

6. Tries to remember if it was the third wife’s fourth child, or the fourth wife’s third child who had the peanut allergy. Decides it doesn’t matter because they’re both named Joseph Smith Hinkley anyway.

5. Finally understands why her brothers always called her “Uterus” rather than her given name of “Eunice”.

4. Prays to Elohim that that mole on her husband’s back is cancerous.

3. Decides to dress as a Temple Elder for the annual masquerade party and wear the secret underwear.

2. Wonders if the rumors about endowed black men are true, and if that’s why they were originally classified as subhuman to keep them from getting all the women folk.

And the Number One thing she busies her mind with while having relations with her husband:

She fantasizes about this guy.

Again, Detective Ed Soares of the East Palo Alto Police Department

I actually have a lot of compassion towards the travesty that occurred in the Texas FLDS compound. Click here to read.

Feel free to add your own in the comments. Maybe I’ll go pray now.

Unfortunately, this doesn’t happen often enough.

Biker Fleeing From CSP Crashes, Dies

LITTLETON, Colo. — A motorcyclist fleeing from the state patrol died Tuesday afternoon when he ran a red light and crashed into a sport utility vehicle, troopers said.

The crash occurred just after 2:30 p.m. at the intersection of Simms Street and Bowles Avenue in Jefferson County.

The Colorado State Patrol said a trooper tried to stop a motorcyclist for speeding, but instead of pulling over at Highway 285 and Kipling, the biker took off.

The driver of the sport bike exited on Simms St. and headed south. That’s when the trooper lost sight of the motorcycle, according to CSP spokesman Sgt. John Hahn.

A short time later the trooper spotted the bike again near Simms Street and Belleview Avenue. The trooper then activated the marked patrol vehicle’s lights and sirens, Hahn said.

“It was at that point, the motorcycle accelerated rapidly and fled,” Hahn told 7NEWS.

After a brief pursuit, the motorcycle blew through a red light and struck a white sport utility vehicle making a left-hand turn.

Hahn said the motorcyclist, who was wearing a helmet, died at the scene. The state patrol did not release the male victim’s name or age Tuesday night.

No other injuries were reported.

Read the rest here.

No one innocent was injured or killed? It is as it should always be. Imagine the lives that have been saved because this POS has been removed from the planet.

Back to the Snoopy Dance.