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May 7, 2008
YEA, WHATEVER

Keep your pants on, I’m here.

I have the month from hell happening. New puter, new software, much profanity being tossed about in my home. An 18th birthday, a 22nd wedding anniversary, a high school graduation and all it will take to pull off the party. The husband’s 40th birthday next month and a trip to Vegas I’m planning for us. No, not a romantic getaway; we’re going to go watch the Olympic trials for wrestling and judo; which I find totally bitchin!!!!

Anyway, busy yourself with this picture.


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This is the art museum in Toronto. What the hell were they smoking when they thought this thing up? If you notice it is attached to a beautiful, older building. This was their idea of “Improving and Updating”. Good gawd.

I’ll be around at some point. Hugs and kisses; for some of y’all.



May 3, 2008
WE’VE REACHED 200,000!!!!

Woo Hoo!!! This blog rolled it’s meter over 200,000 hits!!!!

From what I can tell it looks to be IP #166.214.49.244, from Cingular!!! Whoever you are, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

I don’t have anything to offer as a prize, sorry. But wow, pretty cool.



May 2, 2008
WEEKEND MUSIC CHOICE

I haven’t gotten into the American Idol thing. Every now and then I’ll catch a snippet of it, and this past week I did see a bit. A bit when they were singing Neil Diamond songs. I love Neil Diamond, and was disgusted by the contestants attempts to sing his music. I’m sorry, only Neil Diamond can do Neil Diamond.

One of my fondest memories as a girl was listening to his “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers” album, on 8 track. Um, yea.

I love his music so much that I watched those “A Neil Diamond Christmas” things. Which is hilarious because he’s Jewish. That was back in the day when it was cool for everyone to celebrate Christmas. Pfft.

Anyhoo . . . Enjoy this song, and have an awesome weekend. Number 2 is going to prom tomorrow night, maybe I’ll get some pics posted.





May 1, 2008
GLOBAL WARMING INSANITY

I received an e-mail from a reader who has this site. Global Warming Insanity.

It’s a sweet gathering of all the blather floating around day to day. I’d love to make a button for this place and put it in my sidebar. Stop by, educate yourself and then head out into the big, blue world my minion.



April 30, 2008
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS ONE

To honor my absolute favorite blog, The Nose On Your Face, I am attempting my own Top 9 List. Now, I will never be able to match up to those boys over there, but I’m giving it a shot.

Many of my readers and e-mail contacts had varying opinions about the FLDS situation in Texas. In order to prove I still have my sick sense of humor, here we go . . .

Top 9 Things A 13 Year Old FLDS Girl Occupies Her Mind With While Her 50+ Year Old Husband Violates Her

9. Tries to decide if she wants to decorate her after death celestial planet Colonial or American Traditional.

8. Plays connect the dots with her husband’s liver spots.

7. Wonders why her husband always confuses her name with the dog’s.

6. Tries to remember if it was the third wife’s fourth child, or the fourth wife’s third child who had the peanut allergy. Decides it doesn’t matter because they’re both named Joseph Smith Hinkley anyway.

5. Finally understands why her brothers always called her “Uterus” rather than her given name of “Eunice”.

4. Prays to Elohim that that mole on her husband’s back is cancerous.

3. Decides to dress as a Temple Elder for the annual masquerade party and wear the secret underwear.

2. Wonders if the rumors about endowed black men are true, and if that’s why they were originally classified as subhuman to keep them from getting all the women folk.

And the Number One thing she busies her mind with while having relations with her husband:

She fantasizes about this guy.


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Again, Detective Ed Soares of the East Palo Alto Police Department ;)

I actually have a lot of compassion towards the travesty that occurred in the Texas FLDS compound. Click here to read.

Feel free to add your own in the comments. Maybe I’ll go pray now.



HAVING BOOGERS FLICKED AT YOU IN HELL

Unfortunately, this doesn’t happen often enough.

Biker Fleeing From CSP Crashes, Dies

LITTLETON, Colo. — A motorcyclist fleeing from the state patrol died Tuesday afternoon when he ran a red light and crashed into a sport utility vehicle, troopers said.

The crash occurred just after 2:30 p.m. at the intersection of Simms Street and Bowles Avenue in Jefferson County.

The Colorado State Patrol said a trooper tried to stop a motorcyclist for speeding, but instead of pulling over at Highway 285 and Kipling, the biker took off.

The driver of the sport bike exited on Simms St. and headed south. That’s when the trooper lost sight of the motorcycle, according to CSP spokesman Sgt. John Hahn.

A short time later the trooper spotted the bike again near Simms Street and Belleview Avenue. The trooper then activated the marked patrol vehicle’s lights and sirens, Hahn said.

“It was at that point, the motorcycle accelerated rapidly and fled,” Hahn told 7NEWS.

After a brief pursuit, the motorcycle blew through a red light and struck a white sport utility vehicle making a left-hand turn.

Hahn said the motorcyclist, who was wearing a helmet, died at the scene. The state patrol did not release the male victim’s name or age Tuesday night.

No other injuries were reported.

Read the rest here.

No one innocent was injured or killed? It is as it should always be. Imagine the lives that have been saved because this POS has been removed from the planet.

Back to the Snoopy Dance.



April 29, 2008
MY TAKE ON THE FLDS COMPOUND IN TEXAS

I have chewed on this since the initial raid and have followed each detail closely.

I’d like to preface this with the fact that I do believe Mormonism to be a false religion. If I were to believe any different than I would not be a true believer in my faith. That said, we have dear Mormon friends, and in general, I love the lifestyle, the importance of family, sanctity of their bodies and commitment the followers of LDS exude. So, essentially; I am not prejudice against this religion. Often I feel that any belief in anything outside of yourself is respectable. Of course this belief does not always apply to Muslims.

The State of Texas has taken it upon themselves to remove children who were being sexually abused. Their definition of sexual abuse in this instance is statutory rape.

Sure, we might all find their lifestyle odd. Many men might would fantasize about having multiple wives to choose from, but when realistically processing this, know that it most likely would be too difficult of a challenge. In the LDS faith one of the goals is to procreate as much as possible. They believe that after death, those who followed the faith, will become themselves a “god” and inherit a planet to rule over. This is the reasoning behind having so many children.

The Mormon Theological Axiom

As man is, God once was, and as God is, man my become.

No where in the Old or New Testament is man promised to become a god. There are a vast number of resources available to explain LDS and how it IS NOT MAINSTREAM CHRISTIANITY. My suggestion is this short film called The God Makers.



Still with me? I just want to be clear as possible regarding where I stand on Mormonism.

So we’ve covered the background regarding why they have so many children. If one of the goals of your religion is to pro-create as much as possible, then the logical answer to that is multiple wives. At most a woman should have a child no more than once a year. In order to accomplish this goal within LDS, there needs to be more women (more wives) having children.

They are not a religion that bases their belief of polygamy on satiating sexual desires. It is to pro-create as much as possible in order to reach a higher level in the afterlife. Older men have proven themselves. Proven themselves to be financially stable, mentally and emotionally stable; and the young girls they marry are more likely to be fertile. If you remove any of man’s laws, if you remove any emotions that we might process this with; this arrangement makes more sense than anything else if the goal is simply to pro-create.

Back to Texas. So the State of Texas has decided that these girls are being sexually abused. Federal and State laws prohibit multiple marriages and intercourse with a minor. But this is part of their religion. If America has religious freedom, than these people have been discriminated against by the government.

“But Stacy, what if your religion commands you to kill and sacrifice animals and babies?” That is an entirely different field of play. Don’t leave me a comment stating that.

The government has decided what is best for these children. This is the same government that has decided that it is okay to teach kindergartners that families come in all shapes and sizes. That some families have two mommies, some families have two daddies and that it’s okay. This is the same government that has decided that boys in 6th grade need to know how to use a condom properly, so they demonstrate it in an sex education class. The same government who sets up birth control clinics in high schools and directs young girls (GIRLS) to Planned Parenthood to kill their baby that was CONCEIVED OUT OF WEDLOCK. The same government who tells our children that it’s okay to be homosexual and allows gay/lesbian clubs to meet in public high schools, yet tells the religious kids they cannot have their clubs because it violates the separation of church and state.

Are the girls getting married in the FLDS case too young to get married? Yes, they are. But how many girls are having intercourse before the age of 15 in our society now anyway?

These are a respectable group of people and they raise their children to be polite and thoughtful. These children receive a better education than what the State has to offer. They don’t use drugs, they don’t drink alcohol, they don’t have intercourse out of wedlock. They don’t surf for porn on the Internet, they don’t download violent music with questionable lyrics, they don’t text message at the dinner table and they’re not cutters. Crime is virtually non-existent and STD’s do not run rampant.

Are they odd regarding the age they marry? Perhaps. Many theologians believe that the Virgin Mary was herself about 14 when she married Joseph. For thousands of years girls have been married off young and it is only in the 20th century that the change had been made. How many of you had grandparents, great grandparents that you know the female was 14 or 15 when she married your grandfather? This happens for the perpetuation of the species.

Back to Texas. The State of Texas (all states) has decided what is and isn’t appropriate for our children. They say that the FLDS belief system is warped. In my humble opinion, I believe that State’s belief system is warped.

The logical solution to this is for the state to return the children. Mothers and fathers have had their children kidnapped. Kidnapped by someone who has proven to not have the best of intentions for our nation’s children. They should have negotiated with the elders. They should have said “look, what you’re doing here is against state and federal law. But let’s compromise. You promise not to marry off anyone under the age of 18, and we’ll let you keep your children. We will come in regularly for inspection, and if we find any girl under 18 pregnant, or find out that she’s been sexually active; we will remove her and place her in foster care.”

Now, the State of Texas is dealing with hundreds of children, all at once, needing to be in foster homes. No, they need to be in their homes. These people do no harm to society. They farm their own food, they meet their own needs, they are not a burden on the government and they have virtually no carbon footprint.

Again, do I believe Mormonism to be a true religion? No. I believe most Mormons though do not understand the secret theologies their religion has and the Satanic background and similarities that is it’s foundation.

Give the children back Texas. Give them back. These parents have the right to raise their children as they see fit.



April 28, 2008
MANLY MAN MONDAY FEATURING HARVEY WALDEN

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I love VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club. Seeing these celebrities not have to repress their true colors is enlightening and entertaining.

As a health and fitness nut myself, I love Harvey’s no non-sense style and the demands he places on the celebrities. The goal on the show is not to turn everyone into a slender model, it is to improve health, and it is often not an easy task.

Here’s to Harvey. Honey, you can be the espresso in my latte any day.



April 25, 2008
WEEKEND MUSIC CHOICE AND A PICTURE

Two of my dearest online friends are contributors over at The Music Chamber. This weekend they’re pushing a 70’s Schlock post. Being that Blogger doesn’t support embedded videos in the comment section, I’ll post my choice here and link it there. Uber-cheesy.

Okay, here’s the deal about the Toronto pictures. Neither Wendy or I are shutterbugs. I mean, we were walking the streets of Toronto and ran across a group of about two dozen cops, hawt cops, and I didn’t pull my camera out to take a picture. WTF? Me, not snag a picture of that? That’s how much I hate taking pictures. Plus, they might have thought I was weird wanting a picture of them, rather than whatever celebrity it was that was soon to be coming out and that’s why they were there in the first place. So, here is the only picture I have of Wendy and I together. We were at a place called Philthy McNasty’s watching UFC.


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Look at her supple, youthful glow. Sickening. I reflect the busy day we had that day.

Have a good one.



BABY LOVE

I’m at one of those points again where I’m sick of this page and want to delete the whole thing. It’s horrible timing though, as I am closing in on 200,000 hits. Sure many of those hits are Google searches about breasts or Arab Sex, but they are genuine hits and some of those people keep on coming back.

I am overwhelmed with responsibilities these days and really could care less about the interwebs. And I’ve been busy with my new babies.


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Like all babies, they eat, drink and need their butts cleaned too much. Yes you have to clean their backsides. Chicks often form a “plug” that can back them up and kill them.

Steve was shocked when I said these little guys came mail order. Yes, they do. They are shipped overnight and the hatchery puts in this food that hydrates them as well.

But here’s where he’ll become even more shocked; these chicks are all Araucanas. They lay colored eggs, and by colored I don’t mean brown. I have had two of this breed before, one laid green eggs the other laid blue. Not only were they unique with their eggs, but they had fantastic dispositions. For the most part chickens are chickens. Stupid, always thinking about being fed; typical. But our Araucanas were sweet and social. We are all looking forward to their adulthood.





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