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Sure I could get all fancy and upload and code multiple images, but I don’t want to.

No, I have no idea why I’m here. Warmer temperatures and melting snow have cheered me up. After two months I’ve finally found my wheel barrow and will be able to efficiently clean up all the sh*t my goats and chickens have produced. The snow melt also means I will be able to go get my new piggies soon. The blessed additions have not been retrieved yet because the area where they will be has remained buried in feet of the white stuff. This amount isn’t necessarily unusual; it happens every few years or so, but usually in March or April and is followed by a 60 degree day that melts it all off. And I finally feel confident in cleaning the interior of my SUV. Dirty vehicles drive me crazy and yesterday’s car wash contributed to my rebirth. Anyhoo . . . let’s go.

Those Crazy Kids

Well, we all should have seen this one coming. I mean hanging out with Paris Hilton, the sex, the booze, the alcohol . . . I guess after flashing a bald beaver the only remaining shock factor is to shave your head. Maybe she passed out in an alley somewhere and ended up with lice, or, I don’t know, do pubic lice go elsewhere if you’re clean shaved? I guess spending less than 24 hours in a rehab wasn’t enough. The downfall of these girls is inconceivable to me. What is with all of the self-destruction? Did daddy not hug you enough? Or too much? I think we can all confidently say “the cheese has slid off her cracker”. At this point KFed is looking like the responsible parent and should be awarded custody. Where are those sex tapes he promised?

Hairy Potter

Determined to not be typecast as a geeky, child actor, Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame has decided to follow the downward spiral of subjecting himself to the voyeurism of others. Yay baby, cuz a nekked minor is so hawt.

It won’t be for reasons of modesty - Radcliffe, 17, has shown himself to be remarkably relaxed about exposing his naked body to the world - but there are those who wonder whether this full-on display, in the West End revival of Peter Schaffer’s play Equus, could prove ultimately damaging to the teenage star’s career.

Already extremely famous for doing one thing - playing a boy wizard - there is a danger, they argue, that he could end up being known for doing one other thing - getting his kit off.

In the play, enjoying its first major revival since it was first staged more than 30 years ago, Radcliffe plays stablehand Alan Strang, who blinds six horses with a metal spike after a disturbing sexual experience.

Executives at Warner Bros, the studio behind the film versions of J K Rowling’s books, are said to have been “utterly dismayed” by publicity shots of Radcliffe naked, as well as the fact that he spends a full 10 minutes on stage without his clothes.

He will not be the only performer in the nude: there is also Joanna Christie, 24, who plays the stablegirl with whom he has a relationship.

Studio chiefs are said to fear the scenes could damage their multi-million-dollar film franchise and could even lead to Radcliffe being replaced as the young wizard.

One was quoted as saying: “Warner Bros have been building up their publicity machine for Harry’s first - chaste - screen kiss when the next Potter film (Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix) comes out in the summer.

“Now our star is out there doing full-frontal sex. We’ve been blown completely out of the water by this.”

From here.

Honey, do us all a favor and put your clothes back on. When you were standing at that Y in the road and saw those signs that stated “The Classy Road To Adult Acting Gigs” and “Boys Gone Wild, Spring Break IV”, what were you thinking?

The Material Hurl, Part Three

The Material Hurl, Part One

The Material Hurl, Part Two

She’s at it again. Madonna: ‘I want to be like Gandhi’

She told Sirius Radio in the U.S.: “I want to be like Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, and John Lennon… but I want to stay alive.”

The Material Girl defended her controversial crucifixion scene in last year’s Confessions tour, saying: “We all need to be Jesus.”

She said of the show, which featured video messages of Aids orphans in Africa: “For me, we all need to be Jesus in our time.

“Jesus’ message was to love your neighbour as yourself and these are people in need.

“I hope that people got that message. Of course some people thought, ‘Oh she’s just being controversial, she’s just getting on a cross and trying to piss people off,’ but that wasn’t my intention at all.

“The cross is a very powerful symbol and it symbolises suffering, but it also is connected to a person who was loving and sharing and his message was about unconditional love.

Read all of it here.

Jesus’ message was to love your neighbour as yourself. I guess she’d know about spreading love around, well love, and the need for multiple courses of antibiotic treatments. Madonnna, you’re still a scanky cunt. It doesn’t matter how many coats of whitewash you’ve applied, there ain’t no cure for your ailment. So. Sick. Of. Madonna.

Personal note: I think part of my recent depression stems from, uh, I’m officially going gray. I’ve noticed in recent months that the hair growing from my temples was looking different. Upon close inspection, it was indeed gray. I guess I’m lucky; I’ve made it this far before it happened. And fortunately this is my natural hair color, no highlighting or anything, and I think it will blend well for at least a few years. ((nervous laughter)) So this picture is a little present to myself to remind me that at least I know how to use a razor. And that I don’t have to worry about little kids in public gazing up at their mothers and asking “Mommy, why does that woman smell funny?” All hail hygiene.

No, I don’t consider this pornographic. More like a picture from a National Geographic story doing an in depth study of this counter culture.

Update

Ignore my beautiful summer sun-bleached hair. LOOK AT THAT GREENAGE IN THE BACKGROUND!!! Just found this picture and have decided that that’s also where some of my current depression is stemming from. SO. SICK. OF. SNOW. AND. COLD. I can’t wait to clean my frickin yard up and plant annuals. That and finally, after almost 12 years, we’ll be landscaping the south side of our house. The husband and I have spent years arguing about what we wanted to do with it, but his recent purchase of a skid steer (just to play with, pfff, men) is motivating him to actually do it. I’ll take pictures when we start it in a month or so.